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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 05:03

What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

How do empaths destroy narcissists?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

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A View to a Kill

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Do interviewers discriminate against a candidate if he or she is overweight (assuming physical fitness is NOT part of the job requirements)?

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why are Republicans such intolerant people?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

Can you tell me a depressing story?

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Can bosses get fired for being too hard on employees?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

My boyfriend always verbally abuse me and makes me cry. If I try to tell him how hurt I was, he says to me he loves me and can't hurt me but always abuse me. Why?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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